Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is …

Dave Barry
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ✨ Dave Barry (2012). The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry, p.112, Andrews McMeel Publishing
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