Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relations…

Dave Barry
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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys, p.85, Ballantine Books
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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys, p.85, Ballantine Books

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