Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is dis…

Dave Barry
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.104, Ballantine Books
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