I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the worl…

Dave Barry
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I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating. ✨ Dave Barry (2003). Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism, p.46, Crown Archetype
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