Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, b…

Stephen Colbert
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Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash. (Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner) ✨ Stephen Colbert’s speech at the White House Correspondent's Dinner, www.democracynow.org. May 3, 2006.
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