Your Great-Aunt Muriel doesn't agree, I just met her upstairs while sh…

J. K. Rowling
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Your Great-Aunt Muriel doesn't agree, I just met her upstairs while she was giving Fleur the tiara. She said 'Oh dear, is this the muggle born?' and then, 'Bad posture, skinny ankles.' Don't take it personally, she's rude to everyone, said Ron. Talking about Muriel? inquired George, reemerging from the marquee with Fred. Yeah, she's just told me my ears are lopsided. Old bat.
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