Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science f…

George Carlin
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Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.' ✨ George Carlin (2007). The Best of Brain Droppings, p.35, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
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