So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” A…

George Carlin
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So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” And anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. ✨ Carlin on Campus. Documentary, Comedy, 1984.
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So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” And anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. ✨ Carlin on Campus. Documentary, Comedy, 1984.

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