Ken BatesHump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup.376Life
Ken BatesI shall not rest until Leeds United are kicked out of the football league. Their fans are the scum of the earth, absolute animals and a disgrace. I will do everything in my power … ▶262Politics
Ken BatesExperience shows that after a disaster it is particularly difficult with the Americans, who appear to be quite cowardly despite their Rambo films.211Life
Ken BatesThere's none as deaf as those who won't listen. I get letters. If they are moronic, they go in the wastepaper basket, but if they are reasonable points, I try to explain. I am pla… ▶215HopeHumanityTime
Ken BatesI never make forecasts but whoever wins that game will win the final.249Politics
Ken BatesLet us leave the EEC, abolish human rights laws, take TV sets, pool tables and phones out of prisons, bring back corporal and capital punishment, slash benefits and put single mot… ▶134HumanityPolitics
