A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along wit…

Janet Evanovich
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A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2001). Three Plums In One: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly, p.714, Simon and Schuster
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A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2001). Three Plums In One: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly, p.714, Simon and Schuster

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