Maybe it was me, Grandma said.Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? ✨ J…

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Maybe it was me, Grandma said.Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? ✨ Janet Evanovich (2008). To the Nines, p.51, Macmillan
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