Aren't you something, Grandma said. I never saw a midget up close. Lit…

Janet Evanovich
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Aren't you something, Grandma said. I never saw a midget up close. Little person, Briggs said. And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). High Five, p.108, Farrar, Straus, and Giroux
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Aren't you something, Grandma said. I never saw a midget up close. Little person, Briggs said. And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). High Five, p.108, Farrar, Straus, and Giroux

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