He squinted at me. What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birt…

Janet Evanovich
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He squinted at me. What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control? ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). High Five, p.126, Farrar, Straus, and Giroux
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He squinted at me. What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control? ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). High Five, p.126, Farrar, Straus, and Giroux

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