Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this s…

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Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say your child. MY child just wants to eat the toys. ✨ Dave Barry (2003). Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism, p.84, Crown Archetype
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Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say your child. MY child just wants to eat the toys. ✨ Dave Barry (2003). Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism, p.84, Crown Archetype

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