I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not f…

Dave Barry
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. ✨ Dave Barry (2011). Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down, p.188, Ballantine Books
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