Think, for a moment, of the countless happy childhood hours you spent …

Dave Barry
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Think, for a moment, of the countless happy childhood hours you spent with this amazing device: Drawing perfect horizontals, drawing perfect verticals, drawing really spastic diagonals, trying to scrape away the silver powder from the window so you could look inside. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Greatest Hits, p.92, Ballantine Books
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