By today's beauty standards, of course, Marilyn Monroe was an oil tank…

Dave Barry
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By today's beauty standards, of course, Marilyn Monroe was an oil tanker. ✨ Dave Barry (2011). Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down, p.168, Ballantine Books
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By today's beauty standards, of course, Marilyn Monroe was an oil tanker. ✨ Dave Barry (2011). Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down, p.168, Ballantine Books

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