Dave Barry
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Although a science fair can seem like a big pain it can help you understand important scientific principles, such as Newton's First Law of Inertia, which states: A body at rest will remain at rest until 8:45 p.m. the night before the science fair project is due, at which point the body will come rushing to the body's parents, who are already in their pajamas, and shout, 'I JUST REMEMBERED THE SCIENCE FAIR IS TOMORROW AND WE GOTTA GO TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW!'

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