All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it. ✨ Jim Gaf…

Jim Gaffigan
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All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it. ✨ Jim Gaffigan On Parenting. Interview with Chris Wright, www.esquire.com. May 6, 2013.
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Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen. ✨ Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale, www.imdb.com. 2006.
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. ✨ FaceBook post byJim Gaffigan from Aug 26, 2011
I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.
People treat having a kid as somehow retiring from success. Quitting. Have you seen a baby? They’re pretty cute. Loving them is pretty easy. Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharm … ▶
It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.' ✨ Jim Gaffigan Thinks Phone Photos Are Ruining America’s Children, He Tells Conan by Ross Lui … ▶

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it. ✨ Jim Gaffigan On Parenting. Interview with Chris Wright, www.esquire.com. May 6, 2013.

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