People treat having a kid as somehow retiring from success. Quitting. …

Jim Gaffigan
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People treat having a kid as somehow retiring from success. Quitting. Have you seen a baby? They’re pretty cute. Loving them is pretty easy. Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant. Being happy is really the definition of success, isn’t it? ✨ Jim Gaffigan (2013). Dad Is Fat, p.54, Crown Archetype
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