Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?' ✨ Beyond the Pale. Live album by Jim Gaffigan, www.npr.org. February 7, 2006.
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