It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low q…

Jim Gaffigan
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It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.' ✨ Jim Gaffigan Thinks Phone Photos Are Ruining America’s Children, He Tells Conan by Ross Luippold, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 13, 2012.
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It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.' ✨ Jim Gaffigan Thinks Phone Photos Are Ruining America’s Children, He Tells Conan by Ross Luippold, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 13, 2012.

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