Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS. ✨ Jen …

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Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS. ✨ Jen Lancaster (2010). My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being A Dumb Ass Is t he New Black; Or, A Culture-Up Manifesto, p.114, Penguin
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