You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a sur…

Jen Lancaster
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You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear. ✨ Jen Lancaster (2008). Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e is Not The Answer, p.198, Penguin
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I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there. ✨ Jen Lancaster (2007). Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide … ▶
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You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear. ✨ Jen Lancaster (2008). Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e is Not The Answer, p.198, Penguin

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