Maya RudolphI don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that. ✨ Interview with Melissa Silverstein, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 6, 2009.371Humor
Maya RudolphThe thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children. ✨ Maya Rudolph on the job you can do better than anyone else. www.today.co… ▶372Love
Maya RudolphI've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.362Humor
Maya RudolphI feel like I come from a smaller off shoot of black people because I am mixed. People say I’m African American but that doesn’t include the other half of me. ✨ Interview wi… ▶354Humanity
Maya RudolphLord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day. ✨ Maya Rudolph's DOs and...More DOs!. Interview with Jessica Duncan, www.glamour.com. March 7, 2012.… ▶321Death
Maya RudolphI never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.344Thought
Maya RudolphThere are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.324Humor
Maya RudolphBefore I had children, I was - everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live. ✨ Maya Rudolph: The Fresh Air Interview. Fresh Air with Terry Gross, www.npr.org.… ▶302Life
Maya RudolphYou don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'326Life
Maya RudolphI've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.338Humanity
Maya RudolphI like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.3410HumorThought
Maya RudolphMost of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady.263LifeTime
Maya RudolphTo grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away.3210Reading
Maya RudolphI was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.299Humor
Maya RudolphI get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.255Love
Maya RudolphI think that people who don't like kids are awful people. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.234HumanityThought
Maya RudolphBecause you want to keep an air of calm and cool. ✨ New Again: Maya Rudolph. Interview with Ingrid Sischy, Donatella Versace, www.interviewmagazine.com. February 20, 2013.… ▶191Love
Maya RudolphI don't look my best when I wake up! But I do feel beautiful when I'm tired and happy and I've had a good laugh and a glass of champagne.182Humor
Maya RudolphI've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.151HumorTruth
Maya RudolphWithout a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men. ✨ Interview with Melissa Silverstein, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 6, 2009.196Humor
Maya RudolphI still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.142Time
Maya RudolphI have an equal opportunity womb!131Hope
Maya RudolphIf my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing. ✨ Maya Rudolph's DOs and...More DOs!. Interview with Jessica Duncan, www.glamour.com… ▶132Time
Maya RudolphI learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write. ✨ Interview with Melissa Silverstein,… ▶177HumanityPoliticsTruth
Maya RudolphTo have your childhood dream realized is a really big deal. ✨ Maya Rudolph: The Fresh Air Interview. Interview with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. March 8, 2012.138Truth