As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people …

Dave Barry
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As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry Talks Back, p.83, Crown Archetype
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As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry Talks Back, p.83, Crown Archetype

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