Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanut…

Janet Evanovich
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Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Hard Eight: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.68, Macmillan
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Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Hard Eight: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.68, Macmillan

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