Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop …

Janet Evanovich
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Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks, I said to Ziggy. I'll try, Ziggy said, but it's a hard habit to break. ✨ Janet Evanovich, Lee Goldberg (2016). Janet Evanovich 3-Book Variety Summer Bundle: The Heist, Wicked Business, Smokin' Seventeen, p.688, Bantam
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