Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the m…

Janet Evanovich
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Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Wicked Appetite, p.110, Macmillan
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Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Wicked Appetite, p.110, Macmillan

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