Pat PaulsenOnly 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.374Humanity
Pat PaulsenThe No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.375Philosophy
Pat PaulsenAssuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.354Sadness
Pat PaulsenI must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.366Politics
Pat PaulsenActually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.323Love
Pat PaulsenI want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.292Politics
Pat PaulsenSo I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.271Death
Pat PaulsenI read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.309LifeReadingThought
Pat PaulsenDeep down, I happen to be very shallow.298Love
Pat PaulsenWhy should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.254Reflection
Pat PaulsenThe federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.2910Politics
Pat PaulsenWe've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one t… ▶203Time
Pat PaulsenWe have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.204Death
Pat PaulsenI came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County … ▶131Humanity
Pat PaulsenI think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.197Thought
Pat PaulsenIf you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.188Time
Pat PaulsenIt's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.1910Truth
Pat PaulsenI've upped my standards. Now, up yours.189Philosophy
Pat PaulsenAll the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.134Politics
