You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?” “Yeah. I sucked it …

Janet Evanovich
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You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?” “Yeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front?” “The baptismal font?” “That’s it. They got it filled with holy water, free for the taking.” “Brilliant,” I said to Lula. She tapped her head with her finger. “No grass growin’ here. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Smokin' Seventeen, p.119, Hachette UK
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