The elevator doors opened, and Ranger stepped out and spied Tank stret…

Janet Evanovich
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The elevator doors opened, and Ranger stepped out and spied Tank stretched out on the carpet. Fainted, I said. Ranger walked to Tank and stood hands on hips, staring down at him. Tank doesn't faint. I've been in firefights with him. He's a rock. Well, the rock fainted. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2008). Fearless Fourteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.65, Macmillan
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