He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to desc…

Dave Barry
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He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone as a heroin fancier. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up, p.118, Ballantine Books
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He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone as a heroin fancier. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up, p.118, Ballantine Books

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