During the warm season (August 8 and 9), Maine is a true vacation para…

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During the warm season (August 8 and 9), Maine is a true vacation paradise, offering visitors a chance to jump into crystal-clear mountain lakes and see if they can get back out again before their bodily tissue is frozen as solid as a supermarket turkey. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need, p.80, Ballantine Books
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