Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car…

Dave Barry
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry Talks Back, p.118, Crown Archetype
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry Talks Back, p.118, Crown Archetype

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