Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protest…

Dave Barry
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. ✨ Dave Barry (1985). Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead, p.32, Rodale
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. ✨ Dave Barry (1985). Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead, p.32, Rodale

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