I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanu…

Janet Evanovich
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I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2008). Fearless Fourteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.348, Macmillan
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