You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wo…

Janet Evanovich
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You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Seven Up: The One With The Mud Wrestling, p.69, Hachette UK
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You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Seven Up: The One With The Mud Wrestling, p.69, Hachette UK

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