I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good …

Janet Evanovich
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I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2013). Takedown Twenty: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.17, Bantam
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I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2013). Takedown Twenty: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.17, Bantam

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