Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell he…

Janet Evanovich
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Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now. Joe Morelli's mom
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Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now. Joe Morelli's mom

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