He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he dro…

Janet Evanovich
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He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he wasn't about to be impressed with some upstart of a toaster salesman who drove a Bonneville. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly, p.50, Simon and Schuster
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