How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick…

Janet Evanovich
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How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show. ✨ Twitter post from Oct 30, 2012
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How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show. ✨ Twitter post from Oct 30, 2012

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