George Carlin
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Let me get a sip of water here... you figure this stuff is safe to drink? Actually, I don't care, I drink it anyway. You know why? Because I'm an American and I expect a little cancer in my food and water. I'm a loyal American and I'm not happy unless I let government and industry poison me a little bit every day. ✨ Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics. Comedy album by George Carlin, 1990.

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