The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and …

Janet Evanovich
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The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang, Grandma said. Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Hot Six: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.93, St. Martin's Press
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The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang, Grandma said. Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Hot Six: A Stephanie Plum Novel, p.93, St. Martin's Press

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