I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyon…

Janet Evanovich
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I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly, p.90, Simon and Schuster
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I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly, p.90, Simon and Schuster

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