If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was …

Janet Evanovich
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If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Ten Big Ones, p.78, Hachette UK
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