Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to…

Dave Barry
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Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all children are born with, like knowing how to operate a remote control or getting high fevers in distant airports. ✨ Dave Barry (1994). The World According to Dave Barry, Outlet
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