Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected somethi…

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Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). Second Grave on the Left, p.96, Macmillan
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