I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board ✨ Ilon…

Ilona Andrews
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I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board ✨ Ilona Andrews (2012). Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels, p.105, Penguin
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I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board ✨ Ilona Andrews (2012). Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels, p.105, Penguin

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