Ilona AndrewsIs that a lion with horns and a pitchfork? Yep. Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork? Nope it's a pie.361Humanity
Ilona AndrewsRoland had sworn off children—they kept trying to kill him. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2010). Magic Bleeds, p.20, Penguin361Reflection
Ilona AndrewsWhen you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2010). Magic Bleeds, p.99, Penguin361Love
Ilona AndrewsIf the lot of you survives, Curran will fray the skin off your backs,' Doolittle said. 'That's what I always love about you, Doctor.' Raphael grinned. 'You're a cup-halfway-full k… ▶361Love
Ilona AndrewsDerek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your life alone. Don't change the subject. Andrea is cool. And she smells nice. It will… ▶351HumanityLife
Ilona AndrewsI'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft. I bet. He almost purred. I gulped. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2008). Magic Burns, p.97… ▶362Death
Ilona AndrewsAnd then what? I'll burn that bridge when I cross it. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2012). Magic Bites: A Special Edition of the First Kate Daniels Novel, p.18, Penguin373Reading
Ilona AndrewsI make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.351Reflection
Ilona AndrewsNow climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2008). Magic Burns, p.53, Penguin373Time
Ilona AndrewsWould you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would be delighted. While I’d love to see you in a balconette bra, I’… ▶362Love
Ilona AndrewsTed said, You're working for the Order now. Yes. How does it feel? Well, Doctor, it feels rather sore and tingly. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2012). Magic Bites: A Special Edition of t… ▶351Reading
Ilona AndrewsWho snitched? We have people monitoring police radio frequencies. They gave Jim a heads-up in case our security had to storm PAD offices and bust you out of there. I found out whe… ▶362Humanity
Ilona AndrewsI took the jacket off, changed my T-shirt for a dark gray tank top, slipped on the tangle of the back sheath, and put the jacket on again. Thugs are us. Great. Just add a super-ti… ▶351Reading
Ilona AndrewsI lied. I need your help. Who are we killing? Do you have a pen? ✨ Ilona Andrews (2009). Magic Strikes, p.29, Penguin351Time
Ilona AndrewsSecret to what? Secret to shutting you up, he said. I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and--he raised his hands--blessed silence. ✨ Il… ▶373Death
Ilona AndrewsBecause he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it! ✨ Ilona Andrews (2010). Magic Bleeds, p.150, Penguin352Politics
Ilona AndrewsKaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, and they met at a party, that smile would've guaranteed him a date. The man was … ▶341Humor
Ilona AndrewsKate had never met a person she didn't want to protect, preferably by hacking at the hostile parties with her sword. ✨ Charlaine Harris, Nalini Singh, Ilona Andrews, Meljean… ▶352Love
Ilona AndrewsLong strands of drool stretched from between his fangs and dripped on the pavement, sending a heady scent of jasmine to swirl through the air. Perfumed monster spit. What was the … ▶352Hope
Ilona AndrewsVe haf vays of making you gif us your DNA sample. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2012). Magic Bites: A Special Edition of the First Kate Daniels Novel, p.54, Penguin363Reading
Ilona AndrewsI came to the table, pulled up a chair, and sat. “Everyone brought a pet. I feel left out.” An enthusiastic howl broke the silence, and Grendel bounded through the doorway. He gal… ▶374Death
Ilona AndrewsPeope, especially unhappy people, want a cause. They want something to belong to, to be a part of something great and bigger, and to be led. It's easy to be a cog in a machine: yo… ▶363HumanityThought
Ilona AndrewsYou were joking about the whole please and thank you thing, right? Meant every word. A little light danced in his eyes and he very deliberately said, Baby. No. He laughed. You sho… ▶352Humor
Ilona Andrewsswore. “Barabas said you might say that. I’m supposed to tell you this.” Ascanio cleared his throat and produced a remarkably accurate impression of Barabas’s tenor. “Courage, You… ▶341Time
Ilona AndrewsI closed my eyes. “Are you okay?” “I’m tired. My knee is hurting again and I’m trying to teleport myself upstairs.” “Um, Kate, you can’t do that.” “I know. But I’m trying very har… ▶364Reading
Ilona AndrewsThe first rule of etiquette a boy learns when he's about to enter society is that civility is due to all women. No provocation, no matter how unjust and rudely delivered, can vali… ▶375Humanity
Ilona AndrewsWho are you, what are you doing here, who is Hood, why does he want Julie, and where is Julie's mother? Is that all! He wiped the red smudge off his lip with the back of his hand.… ▶353Reflection
Ilona AndrewsAn evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2011). Fate's Edge, p.99, NYLA353Hope
Ilona AndrewsI'm sorry about the dinner. Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2012). Gunmetal Magic: A Novel i… ▶331DeathHumanityReading
Ilona AndrewsThey had picked up Julie's scent hit wolfsbane lost her and found her trail again at the crumbling Highway 23 except it was two hours old and mixed with horse scents. She was hitc… ▶375Truth
